You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
I just brought the toaster out onto the porch to light a cigarette, don't talk to me about being desperate.
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
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