I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
apparently the officer said last night, "son, why don't you do yourself a favor and spread your legs so you don't keep vomiting on them". why can't I remember those nights?!
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
I just googled "creative ways to tell someone you'll give them a blow job". I'm losing my touch.
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
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