he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
I feel like somehow my uterus ended up in my ribcage from all the keg stands i did last night..
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
Oh my god, are you sexting me while watching the Democratic debate.
100%
Now I'll never know if it was me that got you worked up, or Bernie Sanders' social policies.
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
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