Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
He gave me one look and told me I'm not allowed to board the plane if I'm still as drunk by departure time.
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
You're dating a nurse! That's smart, you never know when you'll have a medical emergency. Probably liver failure.
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
I was like sure, i'll have a drink or two to end the night early. Next thing i know theres a ton of dudes in my house and like 3 gallons of wine. I cant do anything in moderation.
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
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