chick flicks and taylor swift songs are like porn for desperate singles
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
a kid puked on the floor and instead of, you know, cleaning it they cut a square out of the carpet with a boxcutter and threw it outside
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
If I have to give a UPS guy a lap dance, you owe me a drink.
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
My mom asked me if I ever go on dates. I had to suppress the urge to ask if having casual sex with a freshmen counts as dating
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
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