Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
there is a ziplock bag over sangria in a wineglass in the fridge...classy?
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
Don't feel bad sweetie, you're not the only classy one in town. I'm still driving around with that tupperware of tequila in my cup holder from last week's Margarita Monday.
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
I'm usually good at keeping a straight face, but not while singing a ballad to a stranger in a bathroom.
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
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