can you put a coffee maker in the dish washer? yo know what, nvm i want to be surprised
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
Last night did I take a piece of pizza out of your hand and then proceed to eat it?
Twice...
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
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