he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
Do you think he will let me wear my neck fan while he throws my back out?
Please shut the fuck up.
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