there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
I just saw that blonde chick you wanna bang rolling down the hall wearing a Thor mask..
Wow. We're meant to be..
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
You brought a jar of mayonnaise to bed. It doesn't get any worse than that.
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
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