Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
Please come pick me up? I sleep walked to planned parenthood again.
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
He called from a stranger phone to say. He was a t a liquior store and there was a long line they have no condoms. This is the guy i was gonna go on a date with
Atleast he is letting you know he will be late
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
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