Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
From now on, you must never doubt my ability to go from drunken rambling lovesick girl to Stepford wife within the course of a few hours.
He snapchatted me the wine on the ceiling this morning
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
Like my new perfume? It's a combination of Fireball, sex and bad decisions.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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