But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
We walking to the game and some random guy came up to to me and yelled "hey you're the whiskey guy!" And then high fived me then walked away
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
I have 2 bottles of wine, a sharpie, and a panda mask and don't have to wake up early. Can u do the math on this?
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
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