You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
Like I could never be a lawyer because I would just look like a porn star impersonation of a lawyer.
Tell me why i have 60 matches in 72 hours on tinder. Can i sell my tinder account like people used to sell their myspace pages and tumblrs when they had a lot of followers? Is that a thing?
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Randomize
