Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
I'm in that weird half-dead, half fucked-simultaneously-in-every-orifice-by-a-bus-and-it-wasn't-a-good-time state.
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
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