i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
we literally hit three floors of our apartment building searching for condoms. also got macaroni.
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
You handed J your Mayan-pocalypse shopping list and told him he wasn't getting laid unless he brought everything on it. Where is he supposed to get a live goat?!
I'm in a corner eating carrots and drinking champagne. I've hit a new kind of low.
How is that low? I love carrots.
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
STAY IN YOUR APARTMENT. DONT GO TO SAFEWAY TO BUY CONDOMS. DONT GO TO THE VAN.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
You punched me in the face while blackout. 20 min later I told you I'd been punched in the face and you yelled 'by who, imma go kill 'em!'
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
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