So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
i either just vomited on a lesbian or a small boy
the best days in LIFE are when you realize you arent pregnant
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.
Holy shit my cat won't leave the lube alone
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
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