Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
You were face down in the punch bowl, humming the theme to jaws
That explains the stains on my shirt
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
I just tried to brush my hair with a can opener. Who gave you that brownie
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
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