i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
How the fuck did you go into work today? You are a better man than I. I couldn't even show up to being unemployed on time.
Dude there are two smokin hot chicks laying outside my apartment...I almost want to tell them theyre laying where I threw up last night
U should. Its a good ice breaker
you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
At dinner I grabbed his hand and he screamed "mom she just grabbed my penis" the proceeded to shove my hand down his pants! Hello Mr.Dick!
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
Dude my pants were only on for 20 minutes after she got there.
That's 30 minutes too many.
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
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