So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
Kanye's agent is the only person whose job sucks worse than mine.
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
I'm not letting you use my bathroom unsupervised anymore. You peed in the sink thinking it was a urinal...
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
If he didn’t pick us up we would have been jerkwards eating sad pancakes at a Denny’s.
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