we have officially mastered the walk of shame
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
Also can you rate on a scale of zero to jesus restraining order christ how creepy it is that he found a porn star that looks like me and has watched all the porn that she's been in
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
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