Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
Casually had to file a missing persons report last night
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
I'm giving random strangers at the bar sips of my fishbowl, then telling them I have Ebola. It's a fun night.
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
did u drive by my house last night?
bc if that wasn't you i threw my bourbon bottle at the wrong van
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
For 15 minutes straight, he literally did every accent there was, from Russian to Bostonian. The issue: no one could determine whether he was sober, wasted, or anywhere in between
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