Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
We moved the bed and she found my vibrator. The entire ride home was a montage of her singing "Are You Lonesome Tonight"
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
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