HIV tests are more positive than that guy
Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
i think my mom watched the whole time
It was good sex. She was screaming so much I didn't know whether or not my name was Matt or God.
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
I thought we agreed, no more super glueing action figures to my dick
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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