yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
I am a mess. Weirdest thing: I woke up with a hammer under my pillow. No idea why.
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
Let's turn this shoulder dislocation into a positive. Come to the hospital, bring some beers, let's party.
Her vagina smelt so bad I lied and told her that I was married just so that she would leave.
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
Left my wallet at the store. Wouldn't have noticed if the joint I just rolled wasn't in it.
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