we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
Apparently campus cops frown on lighting a joint off of the eternal flame on Jerry Falwell's grave...
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
We smell like vodka and hangover
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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