I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
Note to Self: No matter how horny, turned on or in the moment you are, never go down on your gf after she had soccer practice.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
In line at the grocery store. The girl ahead of me is in a wetsuit and just bought 3 cases of beer and a bottle of vodka. I want to go where she's going...
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
I'm unshowered, and since I've seen this episode of say yes to the dress, I've decided to go to the store and get a frozen pizza at 10:20 am. I'm crushing life.
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
i just woke up from a 4 hour nap, still drunk, to make mac n cheese.
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