i think my tv is drunk
i'm eating jello out of a teacup with a fork. awesome?
meow
WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
Promise me that if I become one of those sad people that facebook pesters you to 'reconnect with' you'll tell me so I can delete mine and save myself the humiliation?
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
I need someone to meet me at the end of the road and throw captain morgan at my face like they do with water at marathons
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
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