i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
Thanks for not cleaning the drain like you were supposed to. I just vomited in the shower and I had to stand in it until I was done conditioning.
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
Also can you rate on a scale of zero to jesus restraining order christ how creepy it is that he found a porn star that looks like me and has watched all the porn that she's been in
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
You need to stop telling people you gained weight over the holidays. You've been fat since July.
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
There is a huge fucking spider in my bathroom....I can just burn our apartment down right? What do you need me to grab?
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
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