Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
i could have got laid, but instead, i threw up in her hair. you can cross that off the bucket list.
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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