So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! I REPEAT, MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I LITERALLY NOW HAVE TO CANCEL ALL OF MY WEEKEND PLANS.
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
I left the office with a vacuum, 2 condoms and 300 dollars cash money. Tell me I don't have the most versatile job on the planet.
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
Randomize