I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
Why is my hat full of peanuts?
Don't throw them out, I'm on my way
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
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