My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
You make any dick jokes involving sushi and there WILL be consequences.
Sushi is fucking sacred in this house and I will kill you if you try and taint that.
You literally snort drugs up your nose and you’re questioning the brand of the multivitamin right now?
Randomize
