How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Tell me I did not drive one hour for whiskey dick.
Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
Listen man, there's two things I know about in life: porn and sound. On a day that I'm wearing khakis, I need you to trust that I know what the fuck I'm doing.
Btw, the reason I have a black eye is bc I needed to puke so hard yesterday morning; I whipped up the toilet seat so fast that I railed myself in the face. Then spent the rest of the day more carefully puking. Kind of why I'm not in the mood for drinking.
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
I'm literally trapped as the little spoon on a mattress on the floor of an unfinished basement with a professional athlete snoring in my hair
I couldnt sleep the entire night because her cats kept reaching under the door like they were trying to eat me for taking their place on her bed.
I always knew youd fuck a cat lady
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