My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
eggs and jello shots do not qualify as 'brunch'
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
I was talking to a guy at my work, and mid-sentence he started vomiting violently for about five minutes, then he said, " great dope" and carried on like nothing had happened.
I think I'm dead. Why did I think it was a good idea to hang from the banister while someone poured liquor into my mouth?
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
You drunkenly said something along the lines of "move forever" to the lady standing in your way. Needless to say you had too many mimosas at breakfast.
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
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