I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
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