he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
It was one of those you-have-no-other-way-home-and-we-already-made-out-so-I-guess-youre-coming-home-with-me-if-you-promise-to-leave-early kind of deals.
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
Jamie's fucking a senior citizen and I'm eating chips and salsa in the shower at 2am, so whatever you're doing it can't be worse.
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
I woke up to a gigantic ft-long tootsie roll and a note by drunk me with the words "you're welcome"
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