we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
the majority of my texts from you are at 3 AM & consist of either "I'm drunk", "you're asian", or "bratwurst"
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
To put it in a frame of reference with which you're familiar, it was like making out with a golden retriever.
Just woke up from a dream where you lived in a gingerbread house on a snowy cliff by the sea. The dolphins were swimming away from a giant dust storm. You REALLY ought to smoke this before bed tonight.
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
Please tell me I made it home with both shoes on
Nope
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
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