i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
An hour ago, you were stranded out of state, and now you're getting laid? You are a god. Whatever you do, don't ask her name.
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
The only thing I'm asking santa for is my period.
And vodka?
And vodka.
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
I'm too socially awkward and sexually frustrated to get through this evening sober.
He won't leave and I need to take a shit and vomit, quite possibly at the same time.
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
Are you aware that you called your mom to say hi before you dragged the random guy into bed last night?
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
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