Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
my grandmother thought she vaccuumed up a quarter so she made me open the bag, dump it out on her front lawn, and dig through it. no quarter.
I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
Just thought you should know in my puerto rico drunkenness yesterday I signed my dogs name on the bar tab. cruise = success
did i call you last night crying about tacos and the royal wedding again?
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
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