My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
I feel like I've wasted too many painkillers on hangovers
Found out people don't like it when you get drunk at fundraising auctions and bid in foreign currencies.
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
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