the shit that comes out of a woman's mouth when she knows you can't hit her is fucking unbelieveable
this guy showed up at my house asking for his sword and cape. something tells me i shouldn't drink that much again.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
remember when mike pissed in his pants and then put a double cheeburger in the pocketsss of said wet pants for "safe keeping"? yea drunker then that.
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
To celebrate your birthday last night, I got drunk and sang drift away in buffalo wild wings. Happy birthday. The entire bar sang the chorus with me. It was magical.
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
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