what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
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