She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
she kept asking for a lobster dinner while she was crying. it was actually the most reasonable drunk chick request i've ever heard.
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
I may have just flashed my roommate as he walked in while my towel was falling. Now he knows what an American sized penis looks like I suppose
I just recognized Courtney in a crowded Trader Joe's solely by seeing her ass. In other news, I survived the first round of layoffs today.
I'm not sure which feat is more impressive...
Has my life seriously led me to day drinking on a Monday the third week of the semester?
It's after 5, it's not day drinking.
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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