I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
I've seriously contemplated telling him the baby isn't his just so I can meet Maury Povich
You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....
Need a ride. Apparently screaming about the bartender's erectile dysfunction gets you kicked out.
my mom just asked me why she found a half-eaten burrito in the hamper
Either this is the best sandwich I've ever had, or my stomach is just relieved to have something in it that's not Red Bull or semen.
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
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