I'll write directions out on a napkin and slip it to him. Then say P.S. The UTI is gone.... that's not creepy at all right?
just tell him i said nine months
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
I am gifting my birthday sex to you, but its okay because I can always just have birthday vibrator.
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
I just realized this morning that my fridge is stocked with coronas, hot dogs, and cheese dip. And I just got waxed. High-five, your best friend is on track to be all kinds of slutty fun this wkd.
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