That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
Yeah dude. Pulled out the couch and a bird flew at me. Please tell me who put a bird in my house.
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
You'd think somebody who rolls blunts like jesus himself could roll a god damn burrito
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
He put chocks of wood in front of his doors to stop me from leaving. I'm not nearly drunk enough for that to be appropriate behaviour.
He snapchated me a photo of his penis with the caption "it needs a home".
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
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