Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
Wow, I just woke up in this conference with the woman beside me staring at me. This is what happens when hungover people sit in warm rooms...
Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
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