there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
So when exactly did I get naked and makeout with the statue?
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
I just saw a homeless guy on rollerblades; I don't think I've ever felt sorrier for someone in my life.
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
I'm done being subtle here. MOVE INTO MY EXTRA BEDROOM SO WE CAN FUCK WHENEVER AND NOT HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT FINDING PEOPLE TO HAVE CASUAL SEX WITH.
you live like 200 miles from me and I have two years of school left
goddamnit stop pointing out all the flaws in my plan
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
I just got dropped off by that cop that pulled you over. Best sex ever! Consider that $140 ticket my birthday present.
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
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