Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
Alls I wanted was a fun New Years but I end up fingering a geico sales representative on a futon and giving her a ride to work the next morning
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
Dude, he danced with the dog that some random chick was carrying at the bar. Then the dog jumped out of his arms and ran away. THAT definitely deserves a drink.
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Randomize
