when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
Hey, just wanted to let you know that University Police stopped by and repossessed the stolen laundry basket. And the 8 bottles of detergent.
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
Do you have any idea how awkward it was to type ‘dog twerking’ into google search? Because I don’t think you do.
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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