It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
He set an alarm on my phone to an infant screaming and puking to make sure i take my pill. its working.
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
Mom just sent me an email. The subject line is "How to avoid a urinary tract infection"
LET IT GO MOM
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
No one needs to know about the barren wasteland that is my vag. Sometimes i visualize my cervix rocking back and forth wondering where everybody went.
I just pictured that. It's reading a book.
Randomize
