i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
Just got back from fathers day breakfast. So hungover i couldn't eat so i just slipped my food in my pockets and threw it out while i puked in the bathroom.
Honey, I don't care how "classic you" this is. It's not gonna matter if we can't find you in the morning.
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
He sent me a snapchat of him singing wrecking ball. Guess what the wrecking ball was. Hint: he literally came.
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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