yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
Jesus can read your poker face... He is not pleased
Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
Mission leave-the-puke-on-the-floor-til-the-dog-eats-it completed. I work smarter not harder
is this the sara with the beer cane?
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
Judging by the fact that he asked me if i wanted to serenade him using cocaine and Taylor Swift I'd say I so have it in the bag.
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
Randomize
