Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
morning after pill = breakfast in bed
He showed up to fuck me at the same time the pizza guy did. It was like everything I needed just showed up at my stoop.
Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
Jesus...So southern.
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
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