Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
I don't think he wanted to hear that my most serious relationship was my 1 1/2 year fuck buddy... I think he figured out that's where he's heading
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
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